Joke

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Sardarji jab exam dene gaye to wo apne saath plumber ko kyun le gaye..?
Kyunki sardarji ko khabar mili thi ki paper leek ho gaya h…
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Sardar flight me pilot ka
headphone cheen raha tha. Pilot:-
Ye kya kar rahe ho..?
Sardar:- Accha ji Ticket hum le aur Gaane tum suno…
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Sardarni:- Please bike tez na chalao mujhe dar lag raha hai.
Sardar:- Agar tujhe bhi dar lag raha h to meri tarah ankhein band kar le…
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Sardar ko chand par bhejne ka faisla hua.
Aadhe raste jakar sardar rocket se kood gaya or chillaya
kamino aaj to amawasya h, chand to hoga hi nahi…
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1 Sardar ko exam me koi sawal nahi aata tha to sardar ne har sawal ke neche |||||||||| lines laga di or likha Scratch kar ke answer padh lo…
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Sardar ne apni wife ko 1 whisky ka peg diya to wife:- Chhiiii !! kitna kadva h.
Sardar:- Aur tu sochti h main roz Ash karta hu…
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1 bar 300 sardar ship me travel kar rahe the lekin sare maar gaye.
Kese..?
Ship bichme khrab hua to dhaka dene niche uter gaye…
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Sardar jungle se ja rha tha to 1 chudail ne use rok ke kha:- Hu Hu
Ha Ha Ha… Rukja main chudail hu.
Sardar:- Mainu pata h. Teri 1
behan mere naal hi vyaahi h.
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Sardar hotel me murga khane gaya lekin murge ka english word bhul gaya. Waiter:- What do u like to
have sir.?
Sardar:- 1 Plate Egg’s father…
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Sardar plane land hote hi chillane laga:- Banglore aya Banglore, Balle balle.
Air hostess:- Hello sir b silent.
Sardar:- Ok, anglore aya anglore,
alle alle.
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Sardar:- Tum kitne saal se jalebi bana rahe ho..?
Halwai:- 30 saal se.
Sardar:- Badi sharm ki baat h tum se aaj tak jalebi sidhi nahi bani.
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Sardar wrong side car chala rha tha to bola:- O shit, Aaj phir late ho gaya sare log wapas jaa rahe hai…
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Sardar 1st time plane me baitha,
jaise hi plane ka agla tyre upar utha sardar pilot ko maarne laga aur
bola:- Saale main pehle hi dara hua hu or tu stunt maar rha h.
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Why does the needle of a Magnetic compass always point North? Because Rajnikant lives in south & nobody dares to point at him…!
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People Update Status Via BlackBerry, iPhone, iPad, Etc.. Rajnikant Updates Status Via Calculator…
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Reporter to Rajnikant: how many jokes have been made on you till now?
Rajni: only 2 or 3.
Reporter: only 2 or 3?
Rajni: enna RASCALA! Rest all are facts!
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Rajnikanth’s dog’s house has a signboard on it, saying..
Maalik Se Sawdhan!
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Once Rajnikant Decided To Race With Time.. & The Result Is Time Is Still Running
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Rajnikant participated in 1000 m race and obviously he came first But EINSTEIN died after watching that Coz … LIGHT came second…
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Galileo used ‘Lamp’ to Study, Graham bell used ‘Candle’ to study, Shakshpeare studied in ‘Street lights’ But …..
Do u know about Rajnikant……????
Only Agarbatti
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When Rajnikant was a student! You can’t guess this one…
Teachers used to bunk!
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While playing once Rajnikant said “statue” to a girl… Now that Statue is know as
“Statue of Liberty”
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Rajinikanth’s calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Rajnikant.
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Once Rajnikant was playing cricket in the monsoons…. and …. The rain was cancelled due to the match.
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Why did british leave India in 1947?
Bcoz. they came to know Rajnikant was going to be born in 1948…
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Wife saw a board outside a shop.
Diwali Offer Ending Today:
Banarsi Saree Rs 10 Only.
Nylon Rs 8 only.
Cotton Saree Rs 5 only.
Excited Wife, to Husband,: Give me Rs 500, I’ll buy 50 sarees.

Husband: Beerbal ki maa, istri ki dukan hai woh.
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A Boy driving a car…
A girl on scooty overtook him…
Boy shouted, “Hey Buffalo”..
Girl turned back n shouted..”you donkey, idiot, stupid monkey”..
Suddenly she had an accident She was hit by a buffalo crossing d road….
MORAL: “Girls never understand what a boy wants 2 say”.

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Teacher: In 3 mein fark batao!
CALL GIRL, GIRL FRIEND & BIWI ?
Sari Class chup ho gayi itne mein Pappu bola:
Madam ji, prepaid, postpaid & unlimited.???????????

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Duniya ke saare bache strike pe hai?
Unka kehna hai ki huggies ki add mein hume nanga dikhaya jata hai,
to phir stay-free ki add mein kyo nahi??
pad to pad hota hai??????????

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Lover: Darling Tum Chaddi kyon nahi pahenti?
Lady: Mere husband ko maine VACHAN de rakha hai ki..
usske alawa kisi ke bhi samne Chaddi nahi utaarungi.???????

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1 girl had bunked the lecture and moving around in college..
one profeser asked her: ye kya?
Period me ghumna?
Girl: yahi soch to badalni hai..!!????
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Boy: Chalo day night match khelte hai.
Girl: Nahi, 3 din ke bad.
Boy: Why?
Girl: Pitch abhi gili hai, tum chaho to Vollyboll khel sakte ho.???????
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Santa ki wife Tours & Travels magazine padhte huye:
Is baar 2nd honeymoon ke liye GREECE kaisa rahega?
Santa: Kyon?
TEL mein kya kharabi hai..!!???
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Girls hostel mein ladkiyan cycle chala rahi thi aur bahut chilla rahi thi.
Madam boli: shor mat karo, dheere-2 maza lo varna kal cycle mein seet lagwa dungi.????
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Mene mere dost Mr.Chatwani ko Phone kiya Uski Wife ne uthaya, Maine kaat diya.
Ab Aap hi batao maie uski Wife se kaise Puchta ?Chatwani hai?.????
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Suhagrat ko Husband: kuch karne ki Ejaazat hai..?
Dulhan shrmate hue: Hamne to kabhi gairo ko bhi manaa nahi kiya,
Ab aap to fir bhi apne hai..!!????
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Girl: Baba mera Boyfrnd kab sudhrega?
Baba: Use layi ho?
Girl: Nahi wo Ghar par hai.
Baba: Ok apni Bra utaro.
Girl: Kyu?
Baba: Uske Hatho ki lakeere dekhni hai.???

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Girl to her Blind Bf:”Kash tum dekh sakte main kitni khubsurat hu……..
Boy:”itni khubsurat hoti toh kya Aankh wale Tujhe Mere liye chhod jate,.
Kamini andha hu gadha nahi

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